Name: I Hope You Have a Horrible Christmas
Duration: P00H02M28S
Description: A lover's scorned Christmas song to send to all your exes & enemies this holiday season. 👹🎅❤️ ⁣⁣⁣

I Hope You Have a Horrible Christmas

by Maya Malkin

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A lover's scorned Christmas song to send to all your exes & enemies this holiday season. 👹🎅❤️ ⁣⁣⁣

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I hope you have a horrible Christmas, hoe, hoe, hoe 👯

I hope you have a horrible Christmas
I hope that Santa gives you lumps of coal
In fact, I hope he doesn't even visit
And your car gets stuck in a big bank of snow

Because you broke my heart when you tore it apart
On the night of Christmas eve
So I spent the night casting spells in your spite
Cursing your whole family

So I hope you have a horrible Christmas
I hope your presents fall off Santa's sleigh
I hope that uncle Jacques gets you 18 pairs of socks
And he throws the receipt away

Cause I placed this hex when you dumped me by text
What an immature thing to do
So I wrote this song 'bout you doing me wrong
Because I'm much more mature than you ;)

I hope you have a horrible Christmas
I hope that all your eggnog is expired
I hope the tree you picked smells and looks like sh*t
That's what you get for being a liar

Cause I've been a witch since you made me the grinch
On my favourite holiday
You're on the naughty list
Ya, I spoke to Saint Nick
And he wanted me to say

I hope you have a horrible Christmas
Cause Rudolph won't be landing on your roof
I've got a message from the elves, it says you can go to hell
And you can take your new girlfriend too

I hope you have a horrible Christmas
I hope you have a horrible Christmas
I hope you have a horrible Christmas
You hoe, hoe, hoe 😘

Hate you ❤️

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released December 23, 2020
Produced by Marky Beats

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Maya Malkin Toronto, Ontario

A sing-song girl in a ding-dong world

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